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Jeremy Clarkson has today said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Speaking at Alton Towers Jeremy Clarkson’s comments come in a week that has seen Guardian-reading do-gooders involved in eating babies on an ever more frequent basis.

Jeremy Clarkson’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Guardian-reading do-gooders it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Guardian-reading do-gooders and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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