Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow so-called refugees such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but so-called refugees have this week been revealed as terrorising innocent investment bankers.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps so-called refugees would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who this week said, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that terrorising innocent investment bankers is acceptable behaviour.