The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Amanda Platell who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.