Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gypsies have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul): The True Face Of Evil", The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police says, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gypsies. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.