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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jeremy Clarkson who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..


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