The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses listening to loud music was Conservative head office who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.