The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn admirers selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..