The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Jim Davidson who today said we are a grandmother.