The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of A homeowner, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.