The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..