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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths terrorising innocent investment bankers was Conservative head office who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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