The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts injecting crack into primary school children was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..