The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Lala from the teletubbies who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.