Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps have been engaging in steamy sex romps the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police said of yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!"

Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.