I’m not racist but surely allowing criminal gangs from Eastern Europe to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe aren’t using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium agrees with me, saying today, "kill the commie swine".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.