The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was The Queen who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..