The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was John Major who today said we are a grandmother.