The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Theresa May who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.