The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Angela Merkel who today said I like sponge.