The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams being foreign and suspicious looking was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.