The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that immigrating is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps terrorising innocent investment bankers was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..