Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Noam Chomsky devotees have been eating babies outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The Pope has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Eating babies: The True Face Of Evil", The Pope says, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Noam Chomsky devotees. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.