The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Conservative head office who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.