Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jacob Rees-Mogg said of unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, "Waterboarding is not torture"

Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.