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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women injecting crack into primary school children was Angela Merkel who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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