The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions engaging in steamy sex romps was Nick Clegg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..