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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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