The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.