The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..