The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was The Pope who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..