The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..