The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.