The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that ripping off hard working families is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy causing obesity was Conservative head office who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..