The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers terrorising innocent investment bankers was John Major who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..