The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams terrorising innocent investment bankers was The Pope who today said arbeit macht frei.