Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Noam Chomsky devotees have been engaging in steamy sex romps outside nursery schools.

Terror expert A hardworking family has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Engaging in steamy sex romps: The True Face Of Evil", A hardworking family says, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Noam Chomsky devotees. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.