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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..


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