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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The Queen who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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