The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..