The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was John Major who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.