The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers engaging in steamy sex romps was Jeremy Clarkson who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.