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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies drilling for oil in one family's back garden was an unnamed source who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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