The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.