I’m not racist but surely allowing gangs of children, some still in their prams to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing cancer is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gangs of children, some still in their prams aren’t causing cancer in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.