Angela Merkel has today said "Waterboarding is not torture".

Speaking at Alton Towers Angela Merkel’s comments come in a week that has seen yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps involved in injecting crack into primary school children on an ever more frequent basis.

Angela Merkel’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.