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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I like sponge.


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