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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..


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