The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving paedophiles.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to paedophiles admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..