The poor have been binge drinking on council estates the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Conservative head office said of the poor, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

The poor made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.