The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..